Posted on March 15, 2011 by pinkstarsteph
Yaaaar me Hearties! Carmen here but you can call me Cutlass Cam!
Look at the bounty some lucky scallywag will be getting this Christmas. Arrrrr – ye chuck yer foul smelling root vegetables, I said the C word, ye saw right ye stinking dogs! T’will be filled with swag a plenty come December, treasures of the likes to make to make a scurvy deck hand’s eyes pop! Gold (chocolate) dubloon’s and the obligatory crispy £5 note. Aye.
The lining is of the finest braille document
, why, little hands will wonder at what treasure filled secrets it hides.
Aye, treasure. *strokes non-existent beard* Arrr.
BACK, back! Get yer filthy paws away, lest I unleash Bessy my faithful cutlass on ye all! Back I say!
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